Turbulence or Bankroll Management?

Who knew aerodynamics could save your wallet? This engineer treats Aviator like an FAA checklist - because apparently, Bernoulli’s Principle works better here than on my last budget airline flight.

Pro Tip: If your palms match Boeing hydraulic fluid hue (you know the one), it’s time to power down - both the game and your credit card.

Bonus joke for stats nerds: 97% RTP means statistically, you’ll lose slower than O’Hare airport loses luggage.

Drop your best/worst crash landing stories below! ✈️💸